I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You ruined the universe
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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