Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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