ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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