whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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