Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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