Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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