Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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