So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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