i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.