you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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