I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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