So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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