He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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