Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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