I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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