We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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