Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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