Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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