Who did Billy Mays play for?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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