I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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