i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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