his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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