No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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