But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Bring me that man meat
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
