You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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