My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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