I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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