You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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