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(404): View more from Georgia

Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk

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(404): Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk http://tfl.nu/cgrv

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.

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So for us it's double that?

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Precisely.

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(570): Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime. (717): So for us it's double that? (570): Precisely. http://tfl.nu/p9hg

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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)

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WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE

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(612): she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :) (708): WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE http://tfl.nu/vm9y

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(419): View more from Ohio

The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it

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(419): The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it http://tfl.nu/cai3

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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(215): i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree http://tfl.nu/vm1y

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(732): View more from New Jersey

shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying

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(732): shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying http://tfl.nu/8jyo

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(248): View more from Michigan

We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.

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(248): We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod. http://tfl.nu/ciwq

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(678): View more from Georgia

You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'

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(678): You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow' http://tfl.nu/uw7w

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.

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(617): Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory. http://tfl.nu/p9v1

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(609): View more from New Jersey

The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.

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(609): The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit. http://tfl.nu/al9k

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(302): View more from Delaware

Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio

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(302): Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio http://tfl.nu/5lxt

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(+61): View more from Australia

After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"

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I don't know if I want context or not...

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Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.

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(+61): After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort" (1+61): I don't know if I want context or not... (+61): Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5. http://tfl.nu/jpk3

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(205): View more from Alabama

I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED

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(205): I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED http://tfl.nu/p5zl

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(252): View more from North Carolina

You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.

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(252): You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am. http://tfl.nu/kiqx

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(858): View more from California

Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever

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(858): Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever http://tfl.nu/t6bb

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