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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

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• (631): View more from New York

  And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  This is why you are not allowed out in public.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...

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• (347): View more from New York

  how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.

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