I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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