I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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