belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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