Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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