i used baking grease as lip gloss
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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