Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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