Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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