I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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