we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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