Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
birth control should be required to get into college
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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