East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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