I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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