He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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