i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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