Having a random hookup so left but love u
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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