Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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