i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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