some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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