I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I know some influential drag queens
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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