Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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