At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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