Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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