every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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