shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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